Now I'm not 100% sure what this is even called, but I've read/watched various blog posts and videos on youtube of lovely people listing very random facts about themselves. I saw Sprinkle of Glitter do 20, and Ohhaiiclare did about 50. So I'm just going to keep going until I run out of ideas! I think this is a great idea to get to know people, and considering my blog is quite new, I thought it would be a way for you to get to know the lady behind the blog about dogs and life. So, here it goes... I'm also going to include lots of pictures of me from 2012 in another post, because I just found a folder full on my laptop that I haven't seen in months! Hallelujah hidden snapshots!
♥ My name is Lauren Watts
♥ I was called Lauren after a combination of Sophia Loren & Lauren Bacall. Which I appreciate now...
♥ When I was younger I wanted to be called Victoria, I even tried to pretend I was called it in year 2 I think, no-one believed me it was tough.
♥ I am very short - as in I am barely 5 foot, sometimes I get away with being 5 ft 1, those are good days!
♥ I love the height difference between me & my boyfriend, he's 6 ft 2. So there's a foot & 1 inch difference, on bad days it's 2 inches... It makes me laugh that I barely reach his shoulders with the top of my head. Although I believe short people rock. Hello skiing? You can nip past people, tall people - get in the way. No offence, friendly height banter!
♥ I used to have an hourglass figure, I sort of still do but it's rounded...
♥ I make jokes to hide my insecurities, I love cake.
♥ I really love "How I Met Your Mother" my boyfriend & I would love to find a group of friends like they have, not as incestuous but nonetheless! We are Marshall & Lily, but British..
♥ I have three tattoos! The first I got at 16 and it was a lovely tramp stamp. I was unaware of what that meant at the time, my mother came with me, it is of a butterfly and we thought it was a lovely discreet place. Now I realise people associate it with being a hoe, god damn it! I also have my dad's anniversary tattooed on my right wrist in roman numerals, and a quote from Shakespeare's 'King Lear' that says "It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves" <-- Life Motto, slam dunk! Empowers me to get through the challenging days, realising that no-one can hinder my success other than myself.
♥ I love going to see plays and the ballet. Unfortunate incident, on my boyfriend's 21st birthday whilst we were in Prague I begged him to come with me to see Swan Lake performed in the main theatre. Unfortunately after we arrived we realised it was an amateur performance and we had been ripped off, extortionately. But I'm going to see Phantom of the Opera in March with my mama & brother - Excited!
♥ I have a brother... walked into that one. He's my half brother, but does not matter any less. He is 24 and called Nico. No he is not Italian, he just thinks he is & uses it as a line with the ladies.
♥ I have two puppies, hell yes. Ella & Lincoln, my babies.
♥ I love the rain! Not really being outside in it, although if it's drizzling and you're walking down a street it can be quite romantic. But sitting inside all toastie whilst the rain is pattering against the window, makes me feel fuzzy!
♥ I love New York, I think it has to be my favourite holiday destination of all. Beautiful landmarks, food, people and shopping. The four pillars of an idealistic location.
♥ I want to move to Australia! This is very umm sporadic of me. I've never been, although my mum has. But everything I hear about living there sounds exceptional. I'm aware that the price of living is more expensive over there, but the earnings are higher, the government are better, the weather is beautiful. All I'd have to deal with is the distance from my family and the spiders, I'd also have to carry SPF 50 everyday, it's something I could live with!
♥ I have every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer on VHS, yes they're in boxes in my garage because my boyfriend won't have them out on display, but up until this year, they had pride of place next to my DVD collection! Buffy hell yeah!
♥ I am currently studying a degree in Psychology, with a particular emphasis on infant & children's development, although I do not want to work with children in my future....
♥ I have this long shot dream that when I venture into my chosen career, aka. recruitment. I will be able to steer my way into working for a make-up company. Preferably Illamasqua helping them recruit their team. It's a dream, that I have and will accomplish!
♥ Secretly I would love to be a make-up artist, but I don't think I'm creative enough!
♥ I have a compulsion with buying eyeshadow palettes, it has to stop. I think I need help.
♥ I really like Justin Bieber and One Direction, not in an OMG JUSTIN! 1D ahhh, no I just like their music. Russell & I dance around to 'kiss you' in the kitchen, and it's good times, the dogs are smiling. Their songs are just so uplifting and happy!
♥ I have a deep love for Mariah Carey. Not in a lady lady way, or in an oh my lord your music touches my soul way, more like a "I could listen to you all day every day and still appreciate your voice lady". Plus she's on American Idol at the moment and I adore it!
♥ I can watch episodes of Bones & Criminal Minds over dinner, gory dead bodies no longer have an affect on my ability to stuff my face full of pasta.
♥ I loveeee pasta. Any carbohydrate really. Anything bad for you. Icecream, anything with fat in it. Lord. No wonder my diets fall through on the first day.
♥ I played the flute for 5 years, and was quite good, before quitting because it took up too much time in my teenage life. Apparently my mother believes I have a fear of failing, I believe I wanted to watch TV and chill with my homies a tad too much at 16.
♥ I am definitely a hermit. Megan Fox describes herself as this so I am in excellent company. Basically, Megan & I just love to spend our time in our homes, chilling out and getting stuff done. Any time I have to leave the house to go food shopping, or some other insignificant venture, I am full of detest for myself for requiring these things to live.
♥ I love Rock music, there's something comforting about very loud music. Whether that be Guns 'n' Roses, Metallica, Nickelback, Linkin Park, even Panic at the Disco rev my engine!
♥ Alas I love listening to Taylor Swift when I'm cleaning the house, it's an enigma!
♥ I get called weird by a lot of people. I don't really know why but whenever I work with anyone they say I'm weird. Personally I think it's just called being an individual and not talking about the same boring crap everyone talks about day in day out. Weirdness should be appreciated, not ridiculed gosh!
♥ I love going to the gym but I get knee splints which is totally awkward.
♥ I get knee splints because my feet roll out. This means that every step I take my right foot doesn't go flat down it rolls itself in from the right to left. This basically leads to a bone moving around in my b, my spine not being perfectly aligned and just pain. It can be popped back in by a professional but I also had insoles for my shoes to stop by feet rolling. I have no idea where these went when I moved so I'm going to be stuck with painful shins wahh!
♥ I don't do the usual student binge drink - but when I do drink alcohol, I have three drinks of choice - Strawberry & Lime Cider, A strawberry/raspberry cocktail aka woowoo or a daiquiri (preferably frozen), and finally white wine spritzers with lemonade. And that's it. Very specific, I can no longer drink jagerbombs, or vodka red bulls. It makes me physically nauseous to go near a spirit mixer, unless it's with lots of fruity juices!
♥ I find it difficult to make friends. Purely because I have this weird definition of what a friend is, so I will explain what I DON'T think it is. It's not the person you only ever meet when you've drank an entire bottle of vodka, you're not best friends with that person. Also people you only ever see for a night out - you are also not close friends if you haven't seen this person since the last group night out. I weeded out a lot of these friends, people who wouldn't speak to you, ask how you were doing, have any interest in your life, unless there was bottle of wine in their hands. Unfortunately I found the line between what a friend is got blurred at University, and you realise when you move away, wow, there's only two people who keep in contact with me over summer? I only had two real friends?! Crap. My mum made it really clear to me when I moved to University that I would be able to count my friends on one hand, I thought she was being rude, not in the slightest. Such a wise woman!
♥ My mother is my role model. She in an exceptionally smart and wise lady, who is very aspirational and has such integrity. She doesn't realise it herself which I think it a shame, but she is definitely the Lioness of my family :)
♥ My favourite animal is a dog. It used to be a dolphin (exotic), but the more I think about it, my dogs put such a smile on my face, that has only happened once when I stroked a dolphin. They manage to make me laugh every day, so they win :)
♥ I love to read cheesy romantic comedies. But I don't enjoy watching them in films, something tacky, unless it has Jennifer Aniston in it, then I'm sold.
♥ I want to look like Jennifer Aniston when I'm 40. She is incredible.
♥ I love riding my bike downhill, the rush and adrenaline...then it's over and I hate the idea of having to walk it back up the hill to get back home :(
♥ I love reflecting on my life on the bus/train.
♥ I am terrified of vomit, people being sick around me is not good, for either of us. Links back to my lack of drinking ;).
♥ I used to pierce my own ears when I was like 15, it was a weird time. Thank god I've grown out of it.
♥ My birthday is 17th July! This year my graduation falls on this day, yay...
♥ I am a very picky eater, ever since I was little I have hated trying new things.
♥ About 90% of my days, I have to have a nap at some point.
So I think I've written 44? I really could not think of anymore and funnily enough, I'm starving for some carbohydrates. Hello Shredded Wheat covered in Sugar!
Have a great evening guys & I hope some of you do this tag too!
I had so much fun reminiscing about my life and why I'm so weird :)
xoxoxoxo